USER REVIEW GUIDELINES
A message to our users:
We don't tolerate fake reviews. Our Sneaky Squad of semi-sober chickenhawks will sniff them out, remove them, then take them out to our woodshed to have them "dealt" with. Do it and you'll lose your Sneaky badge for 14 years.
We're bending over backwards to protect the integrity of our reviews. Fake submissions that affect ratings and rankings will not fly here. This site is pure as the driven snow. Let's keep it that way.
A note to Sneaky restauranteurs:
Are you tempted to write your own review? Don't do it!
We don't come in and start flipping your steaks, so don't write your own reviews. And if you choose to tag your competition, please see that stuff we said about the woodshed. It's real. And it's creepy. We'll send you a picture.
NOTE: We will not post reviews containing:
- Profanity or threats
- Personal insults
- Reports of violent criminal activity
- Commercial web addresses
- E-mail addresses
- Phone numbers
- Text entirely in ALL CAPS
- Hearsay
- Content not relevant to tourists
- HTML
